TITLE From sample probabilities to random processes: Life as a (somewhat frustrated) measure non-theorist SPEAKER Pouya D. Tafti, BIG, EPFL ABSTRACT We shall summarily discuss ways to relate finite-dimensional probability distributions to probability measures on function spaces (i.e. the stochastic law of random processes) and review some of the shortcomings of the theory of measure and topology in this context. We shall offer no immediate remedy for these shortcomings. Cookies will be served to alleviate your suffering.